January 2010
101 posts
“Just ‘cuz she dances go-go. It don’t make her a hoe no.”
– Wyclef Jean
That’s what I’ve been saying!
December 2009
85 posts
The Twilight Zone marathon is the only thing making me look past the horrible new spelling of SyFy.
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Style Out - Answers
Q: Alright, sir. this question is about shoes. i find that i get confused as to what kinds of shoes are appropriate for each type of outfit. can you give us examples of some of your favorite shoes for each type of outfit (casual, dressy casual, work, going out, etc.) thanks!
A: This is a fair question. There are a lot of options and countless combinations. For casual outfits (i.e. jeans/t-shirt)...
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“I’m like a scarecrow but the opposite. An attractcrow.”
– Jandros at Posh
“This drink doesn’t taste as good from the ugly waiter.”
– Barclay
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Iceberg. Dead Ahead.
Tomorrow, Dec. 29th is my Dad’s birthday. He called me today to discuss his plans for the big day. Usually, it involves pizza at John’s and a broadway show. Today however, he seemed more excited than I’ve heard him in a while,
“Hey Will, What’s up?”
“Nothing Dad, just working… um, what’s up with you?”
“You know the...
meaghano:
“Somewhere Out There,” from An...
Tattle Tail
Me: (late for dinner with Aunt & Uncle, still blocks away, walking while on cell phone talking with them) I'm sorry I'm so late! The trains were horrible, but I'm here now...
Them: No worries, where are you?
Me: (at a street waiting for walk signal, standing next to random woman) I'm in the elevator right now coming up...
Random Woman: (yells into phone) NO HE'S NOT
Me: ........
We don't see things as they are. We see them as we...
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— Anais Nin
My aunt is having Christmas this year and via email she deemed it an “Ugly Christmas Sweater Party”…
My family and I went to Target, got matching red sweaters and decorated them with tinsel, bows, bells and battery operated lights. I’m nervous this is not what she meant. Pictures to follow.
Herbie doesn’t like to kiss girls… I mean, make toys!
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Style Out - Answers
Being the worst person in the world, I just discovered some questions I never answered. I have no doubt that the ‘askers’ don’t care or probably forgot, but I still feel bad…
Q: Heading to the mountains in a week. Any ideas for sexy and or fashionable long-johns? I’m looking to trash the pair I’d had for years..
A: Ok, so I’m sure this trip was 16 years...
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Style Out Answers
Q: How would you style linen pants for f/w? Or, linen clothing in general?
A: To be able to pull off linen pants in f/w, you need to play with high, lows to balance the lightness of the linen. Try a heavy wool tie with a linen camp shirt and top it off with a carigan or maybe some wool pants. With winter breezes afoot, linen pants might be too much, so I’d suggest wearing some long johns...
I Guess She's Still Mad at Me :(
Me (on phone): Hey Mom! What's up?
Mom (on other end): Hello.
Me: What you up to?
Mom: Cooking.
Me: Oh! What you making?
Mom: Cookies.
Me: Nice, what kind?!
Mom: I don't know... JELLY!
Me: Oh...... ?
Things I Miss... (in stream of consciousness...
College
Mr Toads Wild Ride
Crystal Pepsi
Summer Vacations
Muppet Babies
The sound of dial up modems
Bugle Boy (the brand)
My Grandpa
Chasing the Ice Cream truck
Backstreet Boys
Wearing light up sole shoes
“The HULK” (my first car - a green Jetta)
Snow Days
Slap Bracelets
Tamagotchis
Spain
Watching the Concorde fly over at the beach
The ‘9’ Train
...
Because Seven Eight...
I saw NINE tonight and I must say that I was refreshingly surprised by how much I enjoyed it. The theatrics of it all were done in such a way that it didn’t seem forced. I do LOVE me a musical. Brent hated it. I have a feeling that it’s going to be a love it or hate it type of movie. Fergie in the sand is what clenched it for me…
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Just threw up in the Lincoln center bathroom during act 2 of the nutcracker.
class act.